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You know you are from Glasgow when...

  • by Priya, December 2, 2009 at 11:08am.
  • 3.00 (1 vote)

You know you are from Glasgow when
  1. You've seen grannies staggering along the pavement at 9.30 am clutching a can of lager.
  2. You carry an umbrella even when it's not raining, just in case.
  3. Every time you ride on a bus at least one person gets on or off when the bus is not at a designated bus stop and you no longer think this is strange.
  4. You know what 'wan', 'hauf', 'fitba', 'Buckie' and 'polis' mean.
  5. Fast food servers don't wait for an answer before covering your food in salt and vinegar.
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