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"You Know Jokes" tagged with colorado

You know you're from Denver when...


You know you're from Denver when...
  1. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Denver.
  2. You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears a bandanna.
  3. You only go to Lodo when friends are in from out of town.
  4. You think that formal wear is ironed denim.
  5. "Damn Rockies" is an expression you use when you can't find a parking spot Downtown.
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You know you might be From Colorado if...


YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT BE FROM COLORADO IF
  1. You think that formal wear is ironed denim.
  2. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.
  3. The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
  4. You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a sweatshirt and Birkenstocks.
  5. The west of the Continental Divide is the Western Slope.
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You know you're from Boston when...


You know you're from Boston when...
  1. Your family will disown you if you're a Yankees fan.
  2. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
  3. You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
  4. All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
  5. You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
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