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"You Know Jokes" tagged with colorado

You know you're from Denver when...


You know you're from Denver when...
  1. You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears a bandanna.
  2. You think that formal wear is ironed denim.
  3. You only go to Lodo when friends are in from out of town.
  4. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Denver.
  5. During a thunderstorm you wonder which I-25 underpass is flooding.
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You know you might be From Colorado if...


YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT BE FROM COLORADO IF
  1. The entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
  2. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.
  3. You own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that
  4. You think that formal wear is ironed denim.
  5. You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a sweatshirt and Birkenstocks.
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You know you're from Boston when...


You know you're from Boston when...
  1. Your family will disown you if you're a Yankees fan.
  2. When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all whacked.
  3. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
  4. All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
  5. You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
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