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"You Know Jokes" tagged with consultant

You know you're Dating or Married to a Consultant when...

You know you're dating or married to a consultant when...
  1. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
  2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
  3. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
  4. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
  5. Can't be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals.
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You Know You're a Consultant when...

You know you are a consultant when
  1. Friday night plans.
  2. Know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
  3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix
  4. Ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
  5. You get all excited it's Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work
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