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"You Know Jokes" tagged with consultant
- by youknowster, August 30, 2008 at 11:46pm.
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- Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
- Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
- Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
- Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
- Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
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- by webchilly, October 10, 2008 at 9:01am.
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- Know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
- Friday night plans.
- You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix
- Refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
- Wear gray to work instead of navy blue to make a bold fashion statement.
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