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"You Know Jokes" tagged with cosmetics

You know you're from California if...

You know you're from California if
  1. The Terminator is your governor.
  2. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
  3. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
  4. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
  5. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
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