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"You Know Jokes" tagged with cosmetics

You know you're from California if...


You know you're from California if
  1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
  2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
  3. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
  4. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
  5. The Terminator is your governor.
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