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"You Know Jokes" tagged with country
- by webchilly, October 14, 2008 at 7:22am.
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- You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
- At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen
- You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m.
- You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
- You know that the state isn't all farmland.
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- by webchilly, October 15, 2008 at 10:39am.
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- You know where ?P.V.? is located.
- You owned (or still own) a DJ Spanish Fly mix tape.
- Your parents dropped you off at the Mall of Memphis.
- You have eaten Buffalo Fish
- turn it upside down.
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- by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 11:32am.
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- You've ever been hit with "chancletas", "la correa", or the cord
- You've ever used your lips to point something out.
- You put a big Puerto Rican flag on your car come June.
- You treat fevers with "alcoholado".
- You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the'clack-clack' of her "chancletas".
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- by webchilly, October 27, 2008 at 7:59am.
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- You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
- You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."
- When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."
- You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
- You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
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- by webchilly, October 29, 2008 at 7:46am.
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- You find 70 degrees fahrenheit a little chilly. (yes.)
- You measure distance in minutes.
- You know the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade. (yes.)
- Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
- You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
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- by webchilly, October 29, 2008 at 9:10am.
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- You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
- Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
- You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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- by webchilly, November 3, 2008 at 4:24am.
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- You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
- You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
- You don't mind people being late.
- Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you.
- You do your shopping in Singapore.
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- by webchilly, November 12, 2008 at 4:00am.
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- You can harmonize perfectly with the alert for "Doors Closing" on the Metro.
- You know where the Pentagon really is but never bother to correct anyone about its location.
- "Finding a parking space" actually becomes an appointment on your calendar. (E.g.. 7:00-8:00 Gym, 8:30-9:00PM - find a parking space, 9:00-10:30PM - Dinner reservations.)
- You don't bat an eye at 500 politicians and businessmen in suits running like their lives depended on it just to catch a Metro that will be followed by another in 90 seconds.
- You actually know what goes on in Dupont circle.
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- by webchilly, December 6, 2008 at 12:55am.
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- You know why 280 south becomes 680 north.
- Whenever Caesar Chavez park comes to mind, you envision a giant "poop" statue... yeah, you know what i mean!
- You've danced at the Edge.
- You had your hair done at Special FX for prom.
- You meet your friends at the Santa Teresa Starbucks. You smoke cigarettes outside the Santa Teresa Starbucks.
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- by Priya, December 22, 2008 at 9:33am.
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- There is at least one member in your family name Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
- Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
- Whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "Vics" vapor rub all over your chest and inside your nostrils.
- You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
- You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music.
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- by Priya, December 27, 2008 at 4:51am.
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- You laugh at everything on Nepali TV but you still watch it.Covering your nose everytime you pass through the bridge becomes a reflex.
- Your initial instinct on a sunny day is to stay in the shade... Winter only lasts three months... Most if not all houses have balconies...
- Sitting on the front seat of a taxi feels like you're in a video game
- You watch english and hindi movies more than nepali movies. Boys court girls from the street.Todays rice is tomorrows fried rice.You have time to speak,but you dont have time to listen.You're at least a lil anti indian from your heart.
- You go out for lunch/ dinner/ whatever in a group and look at the menu for half an hour and order the following: 1. momo2. chilli chips3. fried rice4. chicken chilliYou think of titaura and your saliva glands go wild !!
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- by Priya, January 9, 2009 at 8:18am.
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- You think "The Safe House" is better than Disneyworld.
- You've been to the Rep and could smell beer, brats, and kraut.
- You know people who have tied dead animals to the hoods of their cars.
- You know what a "Supper Club" is.
- You call Air Force Ones Dookies
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- by Priya, January 19, 2009 at 10:13am.
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- - and you know how the Schwarzkappler look like when they get into the train
- - you know it is normal to smell horse in the middle of the city
- - you act like putting money into the newspaper bags at weekend, but really stealing it.
- - you know the Würstlstandbesitzer by name
- - you understand the guy in the Ubahn when he says "Zug fährt ab"
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- by Priya, January 20, 2009 at 6:43am.
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- You know several people who have hit a deer more
- still winter and road construction.
- You have more miles on your snow blower than
- Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you
- You measure distance in hours.
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- by Priya, January 20, 2009 at 6:50am.
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- --- The fact that the Dublin Irish Festival is in the fall and German Village Oktoberfest is in September seems perfectly normal.
- --- You remember very vividly City Center & Northland.
- --- You see nothing unusual about a street being called East North Broadway.
- --- Your Halloween costume was specially made to fit over a snow suit.
- --- That complex on the corner, with the CVS, Frisch's, Blockbuster's and Kroger, that was a cornfield last year, too!
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- by Priya, January 24, 2009 at 12:31pm.
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- do, even though you are right next to DC.
- You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak english.
- Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
- A red light means 2 more can.
- You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools.
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- by Priya, January 26, 2009 at 5:27am.
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- There can never be too much sarcasm
- You grin very mysteriously when people ask about your national food
- You spent at least one midsummer in Saaremaa, Hiiumaa or one of the smaller islands
- You attended a song festival at least once either as a performer or as a spectator.
- You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located
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- by Priya, January 26, 2009 at 10:43am.
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- You have to hurry up to go shopping before the shops close at 18.30 or for the lucky ones at 19.00 and you can't imagine that shops may be one day open on Sundays in Belgium or later than 19.00 on weekdays
- You're shocked that ';frites/fritten' are called French fries in US English instead of ';Belgian fries'
- You expect to see marvellous Grand'Place/Grote Markt (Main Square) in every city
- You proudly state that Belgian beers are the best in the world - actually French and Dutch beers taste like cats pee
- You're used to see chocolate shops, restaurants and cafés at every corner of a street
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- by Priya, January 27, 2009 at 12:28am.
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- You started to drink at the age of 12.
- At your wedding you know only about a third of the guests.
- There is at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.
- You don't want to have or do any business with Bulgarians.
- Your mom tells you not to sit on cement or your ovaries will freeze.
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- by Priya, January 27, 2009 at 12:34am.
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- You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
- You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
- snow.
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- by Priya, January 27, 2009 at 12:47am.
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- Going around on nearest hills, Superga, Colle della Maddalena, Monte dei cappuccini pretending to ademire the skyline by night whlile kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend in a very passionate way.
- in August you are the only phantom going around in a desert city with all the shops closed for "holidays".
- This city calls the chewingum "cicles" and everybody in Italy can't understand why
- If you speak about FIAT everybody know is the italian car's industry in which almost everybody work.
- You know there are 2 soccer's team Juventus and Toros and they hate each other in a italian way..
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- by Priya, February 8, 2009 at 8:16am.
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- You write a two page answer to a one sentence question.
- You wish if you could walk in the class in your pajamas.
- Even when you're not in class, while the teacher is taking attendance, everyone automatically assumes that you are.
- You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.
- You know exactly how many minutes there are in a year.
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