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You Know You're not an Asian when...


You know You're not an Asian when
  1. you talk about sellouts (like me), but you don't know nothing about your culture.
  2. YOUR NAME IS STEVEN "THE NORTH FACE" LEE!!.
  3. you wear the most expensive clothes in school, but never have any lunch money.
  4. all your relatives live with you.
  5. you can completely blindold your eyes with dental floss.
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You Know You're an Australian when...


You Know Your an Australian when
  1. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."
  2. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.
  3. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
  4. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
  5. You know the meaning of the word "girt".
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You know you're from NOO JOISEY when...


You know you're from NOO JOISEY when
  1. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
  2. You've been seriously injured at Action Park.
  3. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
  4. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not the "Garden State Highway".
  5. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges".
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You know you're from Montana when...


You know you're from Montana when`
  1. You Know You're from Montana when...
  2. You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day
  3. The elevation exceeds the population
  4. You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick"
  5. Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals
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You know you're from the Pacific Northwest when...


You know you're from the Pacific Northwest when
  1. You know Forks is not a bunch of eating utensil but a town on the Olympic Peninsula.
  2. You know the difference between Coho, Chinook, and Sockeye salmon.
  3. You can tell the difference between Thai, Japanese and Chinese food.
  4. You feel overdressed if you wear a suit to a fancy restaurant.
  5. You use the term "sun break" and know what it means.
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You know you are a Chinese when...


You know you are a Chinese when
  1. You only drink soup from Chinese spoons not Western spoons.
  2. You can't go more that five days without rice.
  3. You're amused when Americans think Chinese fast food is good.
  4. You don't have matching dishes.
  5. You have instant noodles in your house.
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You know you're from Indiana when...


You know you're from Indiana when
  1. You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute."
  2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
  3. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
  4. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
  5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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You know you're from Wisconsin when...


You know you're from Wisconsin when
  1. You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
  2. You know how to polka.
  3. You can identify an Illinois accent..
  4. Traveling coast to coast means going from La Crosse to Milwaukee.
  5. You drink soda and refer to your dad as "pop."
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You know you're a Minnesotan when...


You know you're a Minnesotan when
  1. You know what and where "Dinkytown" is.
  2. You know more than 1 person that has hit a deer.
  3. You know what the word SPAM stands for (in more ways than one)
  4. You can spot the three-second cameo appearance by "The Artist formerly Known as Prince" in "Fargo."
  5. You have no concept of public transportation.
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You know you're from Lahore when...


You know you're from Lahore when
  1. You go to Shahjamal every Thursday to smoke weed with Pappu Saaeen
  2. If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pajamas instead of walking to your kitchen
  3. The morning rush hour is from 6am to 12pm.
  4. At least one of your friends is a Butt
  5. You know it?s inevitable that you?ll be challaned on Mall Road.
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You know you're from Russia when...


You know you're from Russia when
  1. you actually see a woman not wearing high heel.
  2. the words plan and improvise become synonyms.
  3. you walk into a crowded room and shake absolutely every man's hand.
  4. you stop and stare at the dark skinned one with the rest of them.
  5. Oh my God, you buy a man bag!
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