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"You Know Jokes" tagged with crime scene investigation

You know you're addicted to CSI when...

You know you're addicted to CSI when...
  1. When you were a kid, you wanted to be an astronaut. Now you want to be a CSI
  2. You dust for prints in your knife drawer.
  3. When you are the leader of a group, you think, "What kind of a leader should I be? Gris Style or Horatio?"
  4. You name your kittens "Hodges" and "Jorja" because all your friends and familly won't let you name them "Las" and "Vegas" (TRUE!!)
  5. When you're in China, you follow a rather shady man through a knockoff market in Shanghai just to buy CSI: Miami DVDs (what?).
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