You freak out when your toddler has flushed your Pharmacopeia down the toilet, and you even contemplate about retrieving it and using the blowdryer to salvage your trusted little pharmacopeia.
You don't care what you wear to work. The White Coat covers all fashion atrocities and physical shortcomings (there is a reason why brides wear white).
You always wonder who's more talented at sewing: Surgeons or Seamestresses?
You have extra pharmacopeias and Sanford's ID guide in ALL of your bags. You are not even a doctor without your cheat books.
You use Harrison's Textbook or some other useless reference medical text book that you bought in training as seat elevators for your children.
