you care more about getting your dog's supper ready on time than your spouse's.
when you don't think it's the least bit strange to stand outside at 4:04AM chirping "Pee Maggie...Pee for mommy", while Maggie tends to play and forget why she's out there. You can give 2 !@#$s what the neighbors think.
...for the church directory.
you go buy a king sized bed so there is enough room for pooch to sleep comfortably too.
your spouse has to make the dogs move over so they can get into bed.