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You know you are a Wps Fan when...


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A WPS FAN WHEN
  1. Hoping that the Women's Professional Soccer league is a success, so it can give hope to other girls out there.
  2. you read all of these and say "all of these describe me" and laugh.
  3. you don't like tattoos, but you think Natasha Kai is Heaven-sent
  4. you "believe" you're on a first name basis with the players during a game. E.g.: "Yeah Hope, nice save!" or "Way to be Boxxy, knock 'em down."
  5. you know you are WPS fan when you bruise just watching the game
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You know you are addicted to Basketball when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2008 at 10:41am.
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You know you are addicted to Basketball when
  1. You're cursing at your player as he underachieves his average stats for the night.
  2. (She is talking to you while you're thinking "How can I target Joe Johnson?")
  3. You start being adamant about how important the decimal in a player's stat line is.
  4. You are counting down the NBA season to begin (literally, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1)
  5. You find yourself watching Oklahoma City games on television just to see if Nick Collison will grab a rebound to re-affirm his pick in the draft.
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You know you are addicted to Football when...

  • by Priya, December 21, 2008 at 5:17am.
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You know you are addicted to Football when
  1. You check sky sports news/bbc for transfer rumors every 10 minutes.
  2. You picked up Sage - and I don't mean at the grocery store
  3. you think Muamba is worth 6m and can pass to Bolton player!
  4. You buy the latest shirt even if it is only slightly different.
  5. When you come off a holiday (in england though)
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You know you love Golf when...

  • by Priya, January 11, 2009 at 12:29pm.
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You know you love Golf when
  1. You hear a tremendous WHACK , jump back and hear a WHOMP. You look over the balcony but there is no ball falling onto the roof of the restaurant.
  2. Your wife starts sporting a new name, THE GOLF WIDOW (get the point?).
  3. * You get to walk those legs of yours.
  4. your significant other has to ride in the back seat because the gofl clubs are in the front.
  5. you need to take a dump you will first scour the waiting room for golf magazines to the point that you would just about poo your pants because TIME magazine just isn't enough.
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You know you are a GoalKeeper when...

  • by Priya, February 3, 2009 at 12:59pm.
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You know you are a GoalKeeper when
  1. -You hate the new world cup balls because of the way they knuckle.
  2. -You can make difficult saves look easy.
  3. -If you make a good save perhaps a teammate will remember but if you get scored on no one will ever forget.
  4. -You think saving one on one's or PK's are equal to scoring a goal.
  5. -Hesitation=failure
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