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You know you are a Wps Fan when...


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A WPS FAN WHEN
  1. Hoping that the Women's Professional Soccer league is a success, so it can give hope to other girls out there.
  2. you read all of these and say "all of these describe me" and laugh.
  3. you "believe" you're on a first name basis with the players during a game. E.g.: "Yeah Hope, nice save!" or "Way to be Boxxy, knock 'em down."
  4. you don't like tattoos, but you think Natasha Kai is Heaven-sent
  5. your locker is filled with pics of your favorite WPS team instead of pics of your friends.
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You know you are addicted to Basketball when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2008 at 10:41am.
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You know you are addicted to Basketball when
  1. You're cursing at your player as he underachieves his average stats for the night.
  2. (She is talking to you while you're thinking "How can I target Joe Johnson?")
  3. You are counting down the NBA season to begin (literally, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1)
  4. (You cheer LeBron to score against the Raptors…and you're from Toronto!!)
  5. You start being adamant about how important the decimal in a player's stat line is.
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You know you are addicted to Football when...

  • by Priya, December 21, 2008 at 5:17am.
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You know you are addicted to Football when
  1. You check sky sports news/bbc for transfer rumors every 10 minutes.
  2. When you come off a holiday (in england though)
  3. when you find yourself refreshing the bbc page, waiting for the fixtures to arrive, even though it's about an hour before they are due out!
  4. You buy the latest shirt even if it is only slightly different.
  5. you think Muamba is worth 6m and can pass to Bolton player!
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You know you love Golf when...

  • by Priya, January 11, 2009 at 12:29pm.
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You know you love Golf when
  1. Your wife starts sporting a new name, THE GOLF WIDOW (get the point?).
  2. you need to take a dump you will first scour the waiting room for golf magazines to the point that you would just about poo your pants because TIME magazine just isn't enough.
  3. You hear a tremendous WHACK , jump back and hear a WHOMP. You look over the balcony but there is no ball falling onto the roof of the restaurant.
  4. You all book eight days in the Bahamas. You get there and are dying to hit a few.
  5. * You get to walk those legs of yours.
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You know you are a GoalKeeper when...

  • by Priya, February 3, 2009 at 12:59pm.
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You know you are a GoalKeeper when
  1. -You can make difficult saves look easy.
  2. -You hate the new world cup balls because of the way they knuckle.
  3. -You love the feeling when u get drilled with by a ball making the save even tho it hurts like hell.
  4. -If you make a good save perhaps a teammate will remember but if you get scored on no one will ever forget.
  5. -You think saving one on one's or PK's are equal to scoring a goal.
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