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"You Know Jokes" tagged with geography
by webchilly , November 13, 2009 at 10:39am.
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*Been to a dance after a Campbell Football Game.
*You have ever been pulled by a Sinkfield.
*You know were Hudson Plaza is.
*Turned your car off on the bridge on Peters Road where the "Water Heads" lived.
*Skipped school to go to Cochran Mill Park for the day.
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by webchilly , November 22, 2009 at 6:36am.
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if you went to central, you are basically a gangster...if you went to sandycreek you are basically a nerd... and if
slurricane 40s and busch light mean a lot to you
in the summer you peed in the woods more than in a bathroom
you went anywhere else you are a hick
the bike trail creeps you out
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by webchilly , November 22, 2009 at 7:42am.
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You expect graffiti on the stalls walls and cigarette burns on toilet seats at THS
You realize how pathetic our town square x-mas lights are
You got engaged right after high school..even while in high school
Arabica is the hangout on weekends
You thought it was sweet to imitate the fast and the furious on your car
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by webchilly , November 22, 2009 at 7:49am.
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You know you're from clayton if you use the davis place short cut from brentwood to hanley or vice versa
When you are in high school, you go to the ladue hockey games to see how bad the fight will be.
You remember when there was a Mcdonalds in downtown clayton, and it was the dirtiest Mcdonalds ever
You know that the slogan for Fontbone college is 'I am not my ACT'
You go to the St. Louis Art Fair every year, even if you dont like art
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by webchilly , November 29, 2009 at 10:58am.
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Been caught in a major traffic jam on 17th Street like everyday
Skipping school to go to the beach was ritual of senior year
Your mom getting into an accident is front page news and you are the school celebrity for like a week
Know that you can find a baseball team to play on no matter what the season
Worked at Wild Waters/Silver Springs over the summer and realized what really happens in the wave pool
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by webchilly , November 29, 2009 at 11:17am.
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you have a komboloi in your house right now and know how to work one!
you make a protomagiatiko stefani on the 1st of may
.you are called after your grandparents' name and so do your brothers and cousins
you eat your meal at 3.00 pm and eat dinner after 10 p.m.
You canâ??t understand how cities in other countries function without periptera
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by webchilly , November 29, 2009 at 11:34am.
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You have a maronite President of the Republic, a sunni Prime Minister and a chiite Chief of parliament.
You have a political system based on religion and not competence.
You donâ??t understand the individualism people lead in their lives in Europe.
Every member of your family has a mobile phone (and sometimes even your maid has one)
You cuddle, flirt and f*ck, but then you say you want to marry a virgin.
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by webchilly , November 30, 2009 at 11:47am.
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You only buy drinks when you have visitors.
You had to smack your T.V to get better reception.
For you christmas means new clothes, and christmas dinner is rice and chicken.
You think everyone from another country is better than you.
You think that Coca-cola is the generic name for all softdrinks, Cobra for all floor polish, Surf for all washing powder & Colgate for all toothpaste
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by webchilly , November 30, 2009 at 12:00pm.
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You have been to the 'rink' for a lock in.
You can name what High School Vivica Fox attended.
You think, or know someone who thinks they are going to be the next big Rap artist to come out of Nap.
You can name 5 people who attend Eastern Star.
You think the Meadows are the projects.
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by webchilly , November 30, 2009 at 12:31pm.
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you're very European (kontinental).
you hate NKs sale but yet you're first in line at 08:00 am.
you kiss kiss all your friends, like they do in Europe (kontinenten).
you go on sunvacation (solsemester).
you've puked on Stureplan at 04:00 am several times and totally denied/blocked/forgot it the following morninig.
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by webchilly , December 1, 2009 at 10:56am.
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*Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesnt talk to her for 10 years.
*You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
*You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school.
*Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10
*Your parents compare you to all of there friends kids.
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by webchilly , December 24, 2009 at 4:05am.
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The smell of cow shit is normal.
Mrs. Ellis's room was the best room in high school.
Basketball is the way of life.
Football team...... What is football?
Washington County Fair is the life.
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by Priya , October 27, 2009 at 9:12am.
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taxi drivers inform you more than journalists.
you believe that trees on pavements take up parking spots.
you consider walking a very hard task in general.
you haven't turned off your cell for such a long period that you have forgotten your PIN code.
you call you friends at 03:00 and the odds are that they will pick up.
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by Priya , December 2, 2009 at 10:55am.
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You say 'you what' a lot.
You Christmas shop in Lakeside.
You pronounce Essex 'Essix'.
You say shut up a lot.
Even when abroad people laugh at you when you tell them where you're from.
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by Priya , December 2, 2009 at 11:02am.
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You ride your bike through the Ohlone Pathway from Berkeley to El Cerrito and donâ??t refer to Native Americans as Indians
You see naked people. Itâ??s just the naked people
You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Texas.
You donâ??t like going downtown when all the high school kids are at lunchâ?¦.
You see 'Free Tibet' Stickers everywhere
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by Priya , December 2, 2009 at 11:17am.
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*if you're that nuts to drive to Ostia beach on a sunday morning in summer, you know you have to wake up at least the night before.
*you wouldn't wear a training suit outside a gym or short pants in the city center even under physical threat
*you are genetically programmed never to be on time
*you know ANY Louis Vuitton bag is made in Senegal, no bullshit
*not only you can walk on cobblestones with your high heels, you can actually run on them blindfolded
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by Priya , December 14, 2009 at 8:11am.
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- walking is not the only thing you haven't done at lake Iola. (brown chicken brown cow)
- toilet papering Mr. Meyer's house was just routine.
- you got a thrill by listening to a few thousand people scream in the pressure cooker.
- you've seen Mr. Rodgers (sp) peform in his half purple/half gold long underwear.
- the only sport worthy of watching is the girls' basketball teams.
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by Priya , December 15, 2009 at 11:16am.
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You have to watch out for 'the cop'
u get bored u go to the kwikstop
There are 2 neighborhoods, downtown, and new subdivision
You no all of your neighbors
You remember vividly whenthe old tavern burned down
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by Priya , December 15, 2009 at 11:24am.
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Lunch ladies needed an attitude adjustment.
Nobody wanted to be put on 'the wall'.
You had more art teachers than fingers on your hands.
You remember hiding the ball in a different location each day, in the classroom so no one else would get it.
Getting lunch was more difficult than walking through hell.
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