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"You Know Jokes" tagged with geography

You know you are from Fairburn when...


You know you are from Fairburn when
  1. *You have ever been pulled by a Sinkfield.
  2. *Turned your car off on the bridge on Peters Road where the "Water Heads" lived.
  3. *You know were Hudson Plaza is.
  4. *Been to a dance after a Campbell Football Game.
  5. *Skipped school to go to Cochran Mill Park for the day.
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You know you are from Franklin when...


You know you are from Franklin when
  1. if you went to central, you are basically a gangster...if you went to sandycreek you are basically a nerd... and if
  2. you went anywhere else you are a hick
  3. in the summer you peed in the woods more than in a bathroom
  4. the bike trail creeps you out
  5. slurricane 40s and busch light mean a lot to you
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You know you are from Twinsburg when...


You know you are from Twinsburg when
  1. You expect graffiti on the stalls walls and cigarette burns on toilet seats at THS
  2. You thought it was sweet to imitate the fast and the furious on your car
  3. You have said: 'this is the lamest city around'
  4. Penis is printed in the school newspaper
  5. You were at the O-Town basketball game in the gym
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You know you are from Clayton when...


You know you are from Clayton when
  1. When you are in high school, you go to the ladue hockey games to see how bad the fight will be.
  2. You remember when there was a Mcdonalds in downtown clayton, and it was the dirtiest Mcdonalds ever
  3. You know you're from clayton if you use the davis place short cut from brentwood to hanley or vice versa
  4. You remember a time before the metrolink was here...
  5. You go to the St. Louis Art Fair every year, even if you dont like art
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You know you are from Ocala when...


You know you are from Ocala when
  1. Been caught in a major traffic jam on 17th Street like everyday
  2. Skipping school to go to the beach was ritual of senior year
  3. Your mom getting into an accident is front page news and you are the school celebrity for like a week
  4. Worked at Wild Waters/Silver Springs over the summer and realized what really happens in the wave pool
  5. Know that you can find a baseball team to play on no matter what the season
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You know you are from Greece when...


You know you are from Greece when
  1. you have a komboloi in your house right now and know how to work one!
  2. you have already tasted kourampiedes and melomakarona
  3. You canâ??t understand how cities in other countries function without periptera
  4. .you are called after your grandparents' name and so do your brothers and cousins
  5. you make a protomagiatiko stefani on the 1st of may
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You know you are from Lebanon when...


You know you are from Lebanon when
  1. You have a maronite President of the Republic, a sunni Prime Minister and a chiite Chief of parliament.
  2. You have a political system based on religion and not competence.
  3. You cuddle, flirt and f*ck, but then you say you want to marry a virgin.
  4. Every member of your family has a mobile phone (and sometimes even your maid has one)
  5. After your car didnâ??t pass the 'mecanique' test, you can drive it right outside the 'mecanique' and some freelancers will fix it up for you (for almost nothing)
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You know you are from Zambia when...


You know you are from Zambia when
  1. You only buy drinks when you have visitors.
  2. For you christmas means new clothes, and christmas dinner is rice and chicken.
  3. You only have 3 ingridients for relish- tomato, onion and cooking oil.
  4. You think perfume and deodorant are the same thing.
  5. You think everyone from another country is better than you.
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You know you are from Indianapolis when...


You know you are from Indianapolis when
  1. You can name what High School Vivica Fox attended.
  2. You have been to the 'rink' for a lock in.
  3. You can name 5 people who attend Eastern Star.
  4. You think, or know someone who thinks they are going to be the next big Rap artist to come out of Nap.
  5. You have spent way too much time at Steak n' Shake.
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You know you are from Stockholm when...


You know you are from Stockholm when
  1. you hate NKs sale but yet you're first in line at 08:00 am.
  2. you kiss kiss all your friends, like they do in Europe (kontinenten).
  3. you're very European (kontinental).
  4. you go on sunvacation (solsemester).
  5. .you always dress for the occasion. If its autumn/raining you look like you've been hunting. If its summer/sunny you look like you've been sailing. If its winter/snowy you look like you've been skiing/afterskiing.
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You know you are from Turkey when...


You know you are from Turkey when
  1. *You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school.
  2. *Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesnt talk to her for 10 years.
  3. *You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
  4. *Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
  5. *You get very upset when airlines refuses to accept your luggage which is just 80lbs. overweight.
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You know you are from Argyle when...


You know you are from Argyle when
  1. Basketball is the way of life.
  2. Football team...... What is football?
  3. Mrs. Ellis's room was the best room in high school.
  4. Washington County Fair is the life.
  5. The smell of cow shit is normal.
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You know you are from Thessaloniki when...

  • by Priya, October 27, 2009 at 9:12am.
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You know you are from Thessaloniki when
  1. taxi drivers inform you more than journalists.
  2. you believe that trees on pavements take up parking spots.
  3. you believe cycling in the city center to be very dangerous.
  4. you consider walking a very hard task in general.
  5. Your consider orange of traffic lights 'a greener green', which means you have to go faster.
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You know you are from Essex when...

  • by Priya, December 2, 2009 at 10:55am.
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You Know you are from Essex when
  1. Even when abroad people laugh at you when you tell them where you're from.
  2. You Christmas shop in Lakeside.
  3. You pronounce Essex 'Essix'.
  4. Peter Pan's playground was a highlight of your childhood.
  5. You know or know someone who knows someone who has been on Big Brother.
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You know you are from Berkeley ...

  • by Priya, December 2, 2009 at 11:02am.
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You know you are from Berkeley when
  1. You see naked people. Itâ??s just the naked people
  2. You see 'Free Tibet' Stickers everywhere
  3. You ride your bike through the Ohlone Pathway from Berkeley to El Cerrito and donâ??t refer to Native Americans as Indians
  4. You donâ??t like going downtown when all the high school kids are at lunchâ?¦.
  5. You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Texas.
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You know you are from Rome when...

  • by Priya, December 2, 2009 at 11:17am.
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You know you are from Rome when
  1. *if you're that nuts to drive to Ostia beach on a sunday morning in summer, you know you have to wake up at least the night before.
  2. *you wouldn't wear a training suit outside a gym or short pants in the city center even under physical threat
  3. *when they actually fine you they're ALWAYS wrong
  4. *you are genetically programmed never to be on time
  5. *not only you can walk on cobblestones with your high heels, you can actually run on them blindfolded
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You know you are from Scottsburg when...

  • by Priya, December 14, 2009 at 8:11am.
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You know you are from Scottsburg when
  1. - walking is not the only thing you haven't done at lake Iola. (brown chicken brown cow)
  2. - toilet papering Mr. Meyer's house was just routine.
  3. - you got a thrill by listening to a few thousand people scream in the pressure cooker.
  4. - you've seen Mr. Rodgers (sp) peform in his half purple/half gold long underwear.
  5. - you have heard Knauer scream, 'I've got goosebumps.'
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You know you are from Kelso when...

  • by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 11:16am.
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You know you are from Kelso when
  1. You have to watch out for 'the cop'
  2. you actualy go to the school parking lot to do various things on the weekends, things like skating, jumping, siting, standing. good times
  3. The ballpark is the premium summer hangout
  4. You no all of your neighbors
  5. You find it silly to ever lock any of your doors
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You know you are from Muraco when...

  • by Priya, December 15, 2009 at 11:24am.
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You know you are from Muraco when
  1. You remember hiding the ball in a different location each day, in the classroom so no one else would get it.
  2. Lunch ladies needed an attitude adjustment.
  3. Nobody wanted to be put on 'the wall'.
  4. Getting lunch was more difficult than walking through hell.
  5. You had more art teachers than fingers on your hands.
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