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"You Know Jokes" tagged with georgia

You know you're from Atlanta when......


You know you're from Atlanta when
  1. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.
  2. You give directions starting with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."
  3. Construction on Peachtree Street is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment, especially when a water line is tapped and Atlanta's version of Old Faithful erupts.
  4. It's 4:30 pm Sunday, you're stone-cold sober and you've just finished the last left-over hot dog when you realize that in exactly 12 hours you have to get up and go to work - again
  5. If you are standing on a corner and a MARTA Bus stops, you're expected to get on and go somewhere.
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You know you are from Georgia when...


You know you're from Georgia when
  1. When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"
  2. "Ya'll" is a word.
  3. All the real concerts are in Atlanta.
  4. Wal- mart is the cool place to go in the middle of the night.
  5. You understand that at least once a year your car will turn yellow with pollen.
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