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"You Know Jokes" tagged with getting old

You know you're 50 when...

You know you're 50 when...
  1. Getting lucky means having a short wait at the doctors office.
  2. Your back goes out more then you do
  3. You smile all the time because you can't hear a thing anyone is saying.
  4. you are not grouchy, you just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, loud music, kids, and some other things you can't seem to remember right now.
  5. Your children earn salaries, not allowances.
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