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"You Know Jokes" tagged with halloween

You know you're too old for Trick Or Treat if...


You know you're too old for Trick or Treat if...
  1. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
  2. You keep having to go home to pee.
  3. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
  4. People say: "Great Keith Richards mask!," And you're not wearing a mask.
  5. You ask for high fiber candy only.
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