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"You Know Jokes" tagged with halloween

You know you're too old for Trick Or Treat if...


You know you're too old for Trick or Treat if...
  1. You keep having to go home to pee.
  2. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
  3. You get winded from knocking on the door.
  4. You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties
  5. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over.
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