You are nervous to tell people where you are from.
You've partied with people more then 3 times your age.
You fill out a survey, you can't help laughing because the "Annual Income" box only goes up to $500,000 a year.
You grew up with a full-time nanny, only to find out many years later that your "MOM" is the one who birthed you. Get real.
In the past, your mom or a mom you know has immediately crossed 4 lanes of traffic to stop on the side of the road and change the DVD for the people riding in the back of the SUV.
