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You know you are from Carmel,Ind. when...

  • by Priya, February 2, 2009 at 12:03pm.
  • 5.00 (1 vote)

You know you are from Carmel, Ind. when
  1. You are nervous to tell people where you are from.
  2. You fill out a survey, you can't help laughing because the "Annual Income" box only goes up to $500,000 a year.
  3. You've partied with people more then 3 times your age.
  4. You are out driving and around every corner there are AT LEAST three Carmel police cars. They outnumber the IPD (Indpls. Police Department)!
  5. A kid in Carmel turns sixteen it is not unusual for he or she to receive a range rover or escalade for the big day. Then, a month later it is totaled. So mommy or daddy gets them a much more modest car (think audi, benz, bmw).
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