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"You Know Jokes" tagged with helping

You know you're a Firefighter if...

You know you're a Firefighter if...
  1. if the smell of a fire excites you more than sex does.
  2. if you have more pagers than than money in your wallet.
  3. The microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager.
  4. You take pride in the fact that you haven't washed your gear in years.
  5. You know you're a firefighter if your idea of a water fight includes a 100ft. tower with dual monitors, and several shots of 2.5 inch lines
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