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"You Know Jokes" tagged with horse

You know you are a Horse Lover when...

You know you're a horse lover when
  1. You don't even want to think about how your car would be paid for, your mortgage would be much smaller, and you might have some savings if you didn't have horses.
  2. Your sole purpose in buying five pounds of coffee is to use the can as a grain scoop.
  3. You actually get to a point where flies don't bother you so much.
  4. You say "Whoa" to the dog.
  5. You get a little whiff of the smell of leather and breathe deeper to get the full impact.
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