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"You Know Jokes" tagged with international cities

You know you are from Abbottabad when...


You know you are from Abbottabad when
  1. You would not move the car even if the other car bangs into it
  2. You will abuse the other person even if he jokes
  3. You know that 'Fuwara chawk' doesnâ??t actually have a Fountain.
  4. There is pink in ur cheeks n u knw its not maybelline!!
  5. A cousin is popped up with every stone that is turned upside down.
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You know you are from Postville when...


You know you are from Postville when
  1. You can go out to eat at either a Mexican, Jewish, or American restaurant without leaving town.
  2. you dont ask Mrs. Yanda a question because you know she will speak in words way over your head and you wont be able to understand the answer.
  3. you agree that what Ms. Mueller teaches is pretty much pointless....wait, does she teach anything?? who knows...
  4. the teachers yell at the boys to stop touching each other
  5. you have heard the term 'receiving a shipment' when referring to a group of hispanics/guatemalans moving into town.
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You know you are from Kingshurst when...


You know you are from Kingshurst when
  1. you correct people when they call it KING_HURST!!!!!
  2. you used to take the piss out of the crazy old bloke i knew as mad jim
  3. you drink in the punchbowl mountford pavs or the lakeside
  4. you used to steal condoms from the chemist(just me and ray on that one then lol)
  5. you used to have to go to tandies for your football stickers
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You know you are from Hlotse when...


You know you are from Hlotse when
  1. You have bought mafishcrama HaMamokoane
  2. you know the likes of Sechaba Potse, Refiloe Potse, Thulo Leboela , Mahipi and more.
  3. You have seen Mphokojane at ur Primary School or one near you.
  4. When your favorite soccer team is or used to be Linare
  5. You know or have heard of Pupunte
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You know you are from Burlington when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:45am.
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You know you are from Burlington when
  1. you know who Tony Romo is and thinks he should get a chance.
  2. you have been bombarded by trucks full of water balloons.
  3. You have ever found yourself at White Fox Den at 2am.
  4. You have ever tried to sneak a peek at SunRay Hills and can't help but laugh at the signs.
  5. You learned the Electric slide in gym class...
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