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"You Know Jokes" tagged with italy
- by youknowster, September 5, 2008 at 12:41am.
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- 3.00 (3 votes)
- It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
- All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
- Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just do me" tank top to the beach.
- You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.
- Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.
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- by Priya, December 2, 2009 at 11:17am.
- 2028 views
- 4.00 (1 vote)
- *if you're that nuts to drive to Ostia beach on a sunday morning in summer, you know you have to wake up at least the night before.
- *you wouldn't wear a training suit outside a gym or short pants in the city center even under physical threat
- *you are genetically programmed never to be on time
- *you know ANY Louis Vuitton bag is made in Senegal, no bullshit
- *not only you can walk on cobblestones with your high heels, you can actually run on them blindfolded
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