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"You Know Jokes" tagged with italy

You know you're Italian when...

You know you're Italian when...
  1. It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
  2. All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
  3. When you were growing up, you thought that all wine was red and that it only came in gallon jugs
  4. Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just do me" tank top to the beach.
  5. You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.
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You know you are from Rome when...

  • by Priya, December 2, 2009 at 11:17am.
  • 4.00 (1 vote)

You know you are from Rome when
  1. *if you're that nuts to drive to Ostia beach on a sunday morning in summer, you know you have to wake up at least the night before.
  2. *when they actually fine you they're ALWAYS wrong
  3. *you wouldn't wear a training suit outside a gym or short pants in the city center even under physical threat
  4. *not only you can walk on cobblestones with your high heels, you can actually run on them blindfolded
  5. *you are genetically programmed never to be on time
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