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"You Know Jokes" tagged with java weenie

You know you are a Java Weenie when...


You know you're a Java weenie when
  1. Hani viciously biles you, and you publicly thank him for it, calling it ?an honor?
  2. yourself by claiming its some sort of conspiracy
  3. You complain that Maven is too complex and completely unusable, then gradually let it slip that you?ve never actually gone so far as to try it out before assailing it
  4. You go to TheServerSide Java Symposium even though you talk about how much you hate TheServerSide.com. You then try to hide in sessions as you blog that you only go because you like Vegas
  5. You embarrass the entire Enterprise Java community by blogging about how neat it is that PHP wraps CGI state in variables (next blog: ?Wow! Perl has this cool $_ variable!?)
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