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"You Know Jokes" tagged with july in florida

You know it is July In Florida when...

You know it is July in Florida when...
  1. You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
  2. The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.
  3. You burn your hand opening the car door.
  4. You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.
  5. The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
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