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"You Know Jokes" tagged with kid

You know you hired the Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn when...


You know you hired the wrong kid to mow your lawn when...
  1. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system
  2. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats
  3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus
  4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings
  5. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag
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You Know You are a Missionary Kid When...


You Know You are a Missionary Kid When...
  1. You never take anything for granted.
  2. When you sing songs to yourself in a language other than English.
  3. Strangers say they can remember you when you were "this tall."
  4. When you don't know how to count American money.
  5. When eating with chop sticks seems natural.
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