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"You Know Jokes" tagged with kid

You know you hired the Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn when...

You know you hired the wrong kid to mow your lawn when...
  1. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system
  2. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings
  3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus
  4. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head
  5. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag
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You Know You are a Missionary Kid When...

You Know You are a Missionary Kid When...
  1. Strangers say they can remember you when you were "this tall."
  2. You never take anything for granted.
  3. You watch nature documentaries, and you think about how good that would be if it were fried.
  4. When you sing songs to yourself in a language other than English.
  5. When you don't know how to count American money.
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