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"You Know Jokes" tagged with lg

You know you are Lg-wipped when...


You Know You're Ig-Wipped When
  1. You drive 5.5 hours to Northern California for a pignic rather than fly because you want to bring your iguana and have her mate w/ Adam "the iguana".
  2. not only do you baby proof your house by crawling around on your knees, you ig proof your house by crawling around on your belly.
  3. You wake up in dire need of coffee and breakfast but feed and potty the iguana first.
  4. You are asked how many children you have and you reply "x # human and x # iguanas"
  5. You go to the beach to take the iguana sunbathing.
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