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"You Know Jokes" tagged with lg
- by webchilly, November 25, 2008 at 5:08am.
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- You drive 5.5 hours to Northern California for a pignic rather than fly because you want to bring your iguana and have her mate w/ Adam "the iguana".
- not only do you baby proof your house by crawling around on your knees, you ig proof your house by crawling around on your belly.
- You wake up in dire need of coffee and breakfast but feed and potty the iguana first.
- You are asked how many children you have and you reply "x # human and x # iguanas"
- You take it as a complement not an insult that your ig has marked you as his or her property by pooping on your shoulder.