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"You Know Jokes" tagged with long island
- by youknowster, September 23, 2008 at 10:05pm.
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- Everything north of the Bronx is "upstate." New Jersey sucks.
- Your parents took you to All American, Nathan's or Carvel (on the way home from the beach).
- You know the color of the water at Jones Beach is not BLUE!
- You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost never go there.
- You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition.