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"You Know Jokes" tagged with long island

You know you're from Long Island if...


You know you are from Long Island if...
  1. Everything north of the Bronx is "upstate." New Jersey sucks.
  2. Your parents took you to All American, Nathan's or Carvel (on the way home from the beach).
  3. No word ends in an ER, just an AH.
  4. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition.
  5. You know the color of the water at Jones Beach is not BLUE!
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