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"You Know Jokes" tagged with long island

You know you're from Long Island if...

You know you are from Long Island if...
  1. Everything north of the Bronx is "upstate." New Jersey sucks.
  2. Your parents took you to All American, Nathan's or Carvel (on the way home from the beach).
  3. You know the color of the water at Jones Beach is not BLUE!
  4. You can spout off all the LIRR stops between Penn Station and Ronkonkoma.
  5. You went sledding in the sumps. You've partied on a golf course in the middle of the night.
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