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"You Know Jokes" tagged with lumber
- by webchilly, November 16, 2008 at 2:35am.
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- The large carpenter square seems to disappear, only minutes after setting it down.
- Your wife says, "I know you could make it, but will you make it?
- You love the smell of sawdust in the morning.
- You sneeze and blow your nose all evening.
- You go to bed at night and find your safety glasses still pearched on your forehead, your tape on your belt and the pencil you lost hiding behind your ear.