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"You Know Jokes" tagged with lumber

You know you are a Lumberjock if...

You know you're a lumberjock if
  1. The large carpenter square seems to disappear, only minutes after setting it down.
  2. if when you bow your head at the table to pray for the meal with the family, when you open your eyes you find the saw dust that fell off the top of your head into your plate.
  3. You go to bed at night and find your safety glasses still pearched on your forehead, your tape on your belt and the pencil you lost hiding behind your ear.
  4. You love the smell of sawdust in the morning.
  5. You sneeze and blow your nose all evening.
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