tags → married jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with married
- by youknowster, August 30, 2008 at 11:46pm.
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- 3.00 (1 vote)
- Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
- Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
- Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
- Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
- Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
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- by Andy Thai, September 27, 2008 at 4:09pm.
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- 5.00 (1 vote)
- You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
- Everything feels new, even your skin.
- Every now and then, a stray nose or chin hair escapes you.
- You intimately know the wonders of make-up sex.
- You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).
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