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"You Know Jokes" tagged with medical
- by Kristen Thai, August 29, 2008 at 9:36pm.
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- You have extra pharmacopeias and Sanford's ID guide in ALL of your bags. You are not even a doctor without your cheat books.
- You don't care what you wear to work. The White Coat covers all fashion atrocities and physical shortcomings (there is a reason why brides wear white).
- You use Harrison's Textbook or some other useless reference medical text book that you bought in training as seat elevators for your children.
- You always wonder who's more talented at sewing: Surgeons or Seamestresses?
- You freak out when your toddler has flushed your Pharmacopeia down the toilet, and you even contemplate about retrieving it and using the blowdryer to salvage your trusted little pharmacopeia.
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- by Kristen Thai, August 29, 2008 at 11:28pm.
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- 5.00 (3 votes)
- You can sleep anywhere, and anything that reclines more than 15 degrees looks "comfy."
- Your toddler refuses to sit on Santa's lap because he's too "germy" from all the other kids.
- Your spouse asks what that sexy perfume is, and it's Betadine.
- Your child's first word is a medical term.
- You can read the doctors prescription word for word, and are asked to decipher it by the pharmacist.
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- by Kristen Thai, September 27, 2008 at 6:53pm.
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- You re-watch the previous seasons over the summer to refresh your memory before the show comes back.
- The words McDreamy and McSteamy hold meaning to you.
- You cannot even ride in elevators anymore without hoping that some hot guy will get on at the next floor and you have a Meredith moment.
- You own season 1 and 2 on DVD and watch them whenever you have free time, even though you've seen each episode a dozen times.
- When you now have the burning desire to become a doctor despite no hand/eye coordination, the fact that you're terrible at math and science and you have no will to complete 8 years of school.
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- by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 10:20am.
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- Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
- Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
- Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
- Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
- Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
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