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"You Know Jokes" tagged with medical

You know you're a Doctor if...


You know you're a Doctor if
  1. You always wonder who's more talented at sewing: Surgeons or Seamestresses?
  2. You don't care what you wear to work. The White Coat covers all fashion atrocities and physical shortcomings (there is a reason why brides wear white).
  3. You freak out when your toddler has flushed your Pharmacopeia down the toilet, and you even contemplate about retrieving it and using the blowdryer to salvage your trusted little pharmacopeia.
  4. You have extra pharmacopeias and Sanford's ID guide in ALL of your bags. You are not even a doctor without your cheat books.
  5. You use Harrison's Textbook or some other useless reference medical text book that you bought in training as seat elevators for your children.
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You know you're a Parent Of A Child With Cancer when...


You know you're a Parent of a Child with Cancer when...
  1. Your spouse asks what that sexy perfume is, and it's Betadine.
  2. Your toddler refuses to sit on Santa's lap because he's too "germy" from all the other kids.
  3. You can read the doctors prescription word for word, and are asked to decipher it by the pharmacist.
  4. You can sleep anywhere, and anything that reclines more than 15 degrees looks "comfy."
  5. A wing of the pharmacy is now dedicated to your family.
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You know you're addicted to Grey's Anatomy when...


You know you're addicted to Grey's Anatomy when...
  1. You re-watch the previous seasons over the summer to refresh your memory before the show comes back.
  2. You cannot even ride in elevators anymore without hoping that some hot guy will get on at the next floor and you have a Meredith moment.
  3. The words McDreamy and McSteamy hold meaning to you.
  4. You own season 1 and 2 on DVD and watch them whenever you have free time, even though you've seen each episode a dozen times.
  5. You really can't order anything off the McDonald's menu like a normal person anymore.
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You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when...


You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when
  1. Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
  2. Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
  3. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
  4. Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
  5. Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
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