You freak out when your toddler has flushed your Pharmacopeia down the toilet, and you even contemplate about retrieving it and using the blowdryer to salvage your trusted little pharmacopeia.
You don't care what you wear to work. The White Coat covers all fashion atrocities and physical shortcomings (there is a reason why brides wear white).
You always wonder who's more talented at sewing: Surgeons or Seamestresses?
You have extra pharmacopeias and Sanford's ID guide in ALL of your bags. You are not even a doctor without your cheat books.
You use Harrison's Textbook or some other useless reference medical text book that you bought in training as seat elevators for your children.
You re-watch the previous seasons over the summer to refresh your memory before the show comes back.
You own season 1 and 2 on DVD and watch them whenever you have free time, even though you've seen each episode a dozen times.
You start McNaming people in your daily life.
You seriously cannot stop saying seriously and you don't even notice when you say it.
When you now have the burning desire to become a doctor despite no hand/eye coordination, the fact that you're terrible at math and science and you have no will to complete 8 years of school.
