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You Know You're in a Man's Ideal World when...

You know you're in a man's ideal world when
  1. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
  2. Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  3. At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
  4. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
  5. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
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