tags → news anchor jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with news anchor
You know you're Dan Rather if you say stuff like...
- by Butch8666, September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm.
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- The election is "closer than Lassie and Timmy"
- "It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August."
- "This thing is tighter than Joan River's face, and damn near as frightening."
- "It's a steelcage deathmatch between the bubbas and the bubbes, and I'm not bettin' bupkes on the outcome."
- "His lead is as thin as turnip soup."