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"You Know Jokes" tagged with news anchor
You know you're Dan Rather if you say stuff like...
- by Butch8666, September 18, 2008 at 11:08pm.
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- "This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."
- "This thing is tighter than Joan River's face, and damn near as frightening."
- "It was as hot and squalid as a New York elevator in August."
- "We had a slight hitch in our giddy up, but we corrected that."
- "This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-O."