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"You Know Jokes" tagged with nurse
- by Kristen Thai, August 29, 2008 at 8:56pm.
- 240 views
- 3.00 (2 votes)
- You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious.
- You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
- You finger has gone places you never thought possible.
- You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.
- You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can.
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- by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 10:20am.
- 750 views
- 4.00 (1 vote)
- Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
- Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
- The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
- Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
- Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
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