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"You Know Jokes" tagged with nurse

You know you're a Nurse if...


You know you're a Nurse if...
  1. You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.
  2. You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious.
  3. You can tell the pharmacist more about the medicines he is dispensing than he can.
  4. You finger has gone places you never thought possible.
  5. You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.
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You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when...


You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when
  1. Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
  2. Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
  3. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
  4. Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
  5. Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
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