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"You Know Jokes" tagged with place

You know you are from San Jose when...


You know you are from San Jose when
  1. You know why 280 south becomes 680 north.
  2. You can't decide whether to take 101 or 280.
  3. You think lightrail is the ONLY way to go.
  4. You've danced at the Edge.
  5. You use "The Church on the Hill" as a landmark.
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You know you are from Sileby when...


You know you are from Sileby when
  1. You know you are from Sileby when you buy / have bought out of date food from Busy Bees! (Big S)
  2. When you get annoyed about everybody pronouncing Sileby wrong or spelling it wrong!
  3. You have had a drink in every pub in the village! including the Fountain and Duke of York!
  4. You remember/took part in the Sileby Gala parade!
  5. You refer to McColls newsagents as 'forbuoys' - it still is isnt it? :)
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You know you are from Itasca when...


You know you are from Itasca when
  1. -Everything you buy is in 'the next town over'.
  2. -You know everyoneâ??s name.
  3. -They play the same 5 songs over at the Itasca Pool and you know what song is coming up next.
  4. -WIBA.
  5. - Seeing huge amounts of houses TP-ed is a sign that summer is coming to a close.
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You know you are from Michigan when...

  • by Priya, January 20, 2009 at 6:43am.
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You know you are from Michigan when
  1. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
  2. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
  3. You measure distance in hours.
  4. You have more miles on your snow blower than
  5. during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
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