tags → police officer jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with police officer
- Instead of yelling "Freeze!," you yell "Fritos!"
- You sometimes work undercover as a sofa.
- You have two holsters: One for your gun, one for hot dog.
- You take the phrase "Take a bite out of crime" too literally.
- Even patrol car's big block engine can't propel you more than 30 mph.