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"You Know Jokes" tagged with police officer

You know you're an Overweight Cop when...


You know you're an Overweight Cop when...
  1. Instead of yelling "Freeze!," you yell "Fritos!"
  2. You sometimes work undercover as a sofa.
  3. You have two holsters: One for your gun, one for hot dog.
  4. You take the phrase "Take a bite out of crime" too literally.
  5. Even patrol car's big block engine can't propel you more than 30 mph.
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