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You know you are from Potomac when...

  • by Priya, January 28, 2009 at 7:51am.
  • 4.00 (1 vote)

You know you are from Potomac when
  1. National news and Local news fit into the same category.
  2. You can get to DC 20 different ways depending on weather, political climate, terrorism road closures, and traffic.
  3. You have almost hit a biker or another car trying to pass them on a one lane road.
  4. James Bond's Aston Martin is not as cool as the one your neighbours just bought.
  5. You know that the actual Mr. Marriott lives in Potomac.
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