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"You Know Jokes" tagged with redneck

You know you're a Redneck if...


You know you're a Redneck if...
  1. Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
  2. You've played the horseshoe game with a toilet seat.
  3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  4. You take a six-pack cooler to church.
  5. You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
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You might be a High Tech Redneck if...


You might be a High Tech Redneck if...
  1. Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
  2. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
  3. Your version of a palm pilot is a pen attached to your wrist.
  4. You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
  5. You go outdoor camping and bring a laptop
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You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when...


You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when
  1. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
  2. Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
  3. You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
  4. Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
  5. Hospital food consist of picking-your-own corn on the roof.
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