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"You Know Jokes" tagged with redneck

You know you're a Redneck if...


You know you're a Redneck if...
  1. You and your dog use the same tree.
  2. You've played the horseshoe game with a toilet seat.
  3. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
  4. to defend your sister's honor.
  5. On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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You might be a High Tech Redneck if...


You might be a High Tech Redneck if...
  1. Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
  2. You go outdoor camping and bring a laptop
  3. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
  4. Your yard is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
  5. You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow boxes are a hoot.
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You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when...


You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when
  1. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
  2. Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
  3. The Interns are led by Ernest T. Bass.
  4. Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
  5. Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
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