tags → redneck jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with redneck
- by youknowster, August 31, 2008 at 12:41am.
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- 5.00 (1 vote)
- Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
- You and your dog use the same tree.
- Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
- You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
- Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
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- by youknowster, August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm.
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- 2.50 (2 votes)
- Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
- You go outdoor camping and bring a laptop
- You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow boxes are a hoot.
- Your yard is full of dead CPUs, printers, modems and monitors.
- You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on.
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- by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 10:20am.
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- 4.00 (1 vote)
- Your Gynecologist is Ernest.
- Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
- Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
- Dogs hang around O.R. for scraps.
- Anesthesiologist in bib overalls, feeds you a clear liquid out of a mason jar.
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