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"You Know Jokes" tagged with redneck

You know you're a Redneck if...


You know you're a Redneck if...
  1. Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
  2. You take a six-pack cooler to church.
  3. You've played the horseshoe game with a toilet seat.
  4. Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
  5. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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You might be a High Tech Redneck if...


You might be a High Tech Redneck if...
  1. Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
  2. Your version of a palm pilot is a pen attached to your wrist.
  3. Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
  4. You go outdoor camping and bring a laptop
  5. You only buy from GateWay, 'cause the cow boxes are a hoot.
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You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when...


You know you're in a Redneck Hospital when
  1. Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
  2. Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
  3. You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
  4. Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
  5. Hospital food consist of picking-your-own corn on the roof.
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