tags → redneck jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with redneck
- by youknowster, August 31, 2008 at 12:41am.
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- 5.00 (1 vote)
- Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
- You've played the horseshoe game with a toilet seat.
- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You take a six-pack cooler to church.
- You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
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- by youknowster, August 31, 2008 at 9:27pm.
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- 2.50 (2 votes)
- Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder", and "Reckon."
- Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
- Your version of a palm pilot is a pen attached to your wrist.
- You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
- You go outdoor camping and bring a laptop
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- by webchilly, October 24, 2008 at 10:20am.
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- 4.00 (1 vote)
- Nurses wear flour sack uniforms and look like burned out cloggers.
- Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
- You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
- Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
- Hospital food consist of picking-your-own corn on the roof.
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