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"You Know Jokes" tagged with relationship

You know you're Dating or Married to a Consultant when...

You know you're dating or married to a consultant when...
  1. Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
  2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
  3. Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".
  4. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
  5. Can't be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals.
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You know you're in Love when...

You know you're in Love when...
  1. you just know
  2. you can't explain how you feel about them
  3. you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
  4. you sleep, eat and think of him/her 24/7.
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