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"You Know Jokes" tagged with scottish people

You know you're Scottish when...


You know you're Scottish when
  1. You measure distance in minutes.
  2. Your used to four seasons in one day.
  3. You learned to swear before you learned to do sums.
  4. You can see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories and think its smart.
  5. You arent surprised to find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron bru, cigarettes and nappies all at your local pakistani shop.
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