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"You Know Jokes" tagged with scottish people

You know you're Scottish when...

You know you're Scottish when
  1. You measure distance in minutes.
  2. Your used to four seasons in one day.
  3. You can see people wearing shell suits with burberry accessories and think its smart.
  4. You learned to swear before you learned to do sums.
  5. You can make whole sentences by just using swear words. You know what haggis is made from yet you still eat it. Somebody you know used the football schedule to plan their wedding date.
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