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"You Know Jokes" tagged with scrooge jokes

You know you are a Scrooge when...

You know you are a Scrooge when
  1. If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas.
  2. If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie.
  3. If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away.
  4. If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night.
  5. If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson.
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