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"You Know Jokes" tagged with sea

You know you're a Coastie when...

You know you're a Coastie when
  1. If your ship is handed a list of businesses your crew is not welcome at during their port call...
  2. You precede every public speech with, "I was going to tell a sea story, but seeing the lack of Cutterman's pins out there, you all just wouldn't understand"
  3. An Alaskan cruise is not an option for your honeymoon.
  4. When you come home with groceries you shout, "All hands lay to the garage/driveway/curb for stores".
  5. You hear a HH-65 and DON'T look up
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