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"You Know Jokes" tagged with south india

You know you are a Malayalee when...


You know you are a Malayalee when
  1. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
  2. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.
  3. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."
  4. "You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
  5. Lipton Tea is bought by the bulk (especially when there is a sale for it.)
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