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You know you are a College Student if...


You know you are a college student if...
  1. You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes.
  2. You get up at 6P.M.,go to bed at 6A.M.
  3. Any of your furniture is inflatable.
  4. You don't need a stove because you have a microwave.
  5. The cops come to your door on a daily basis telling you to keep the noise down.
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You know you're a Graduate Student if...


You know you're a Gradudate Student if...
  1. You have ever spent more than $50 on photocopying while researching a single paper.
  2. You can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate.
  3. You consider all papers to be works in progress.
  4. You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
  5. You regard ibuprofen as a vitamin.
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You know you are an Exchange Student when...


You Know You're an Exchange Student When
  1. You do something wrong, people look at you weird, and your excuse is: "Well, that's how we do it in my country," even if it isn't
  2. You're better than your teacher in your foreign language class.
  3. It becomes a habit to introduce yourself by saying: "I am from (country) and my name is (name)."
  4. Your dreams are bilingual.
  5. You sometimes walk around school during breaks to act like you're doing something because you don't see anyone you recognize and don't want to stand there awkwardle.
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