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"You Know Jokes" tagged with student

You know you are a College Student if...


You know you are a college student if...
  1. You know exactly what time Taco Bell opens and closes.
  2. Any of your furniture is inflatable.
  3. You get up at 6P.M.,go to bed at 6A.M.
  4. You don't need a stove because you have a microwave.
  5. You've ever blown a whole week's pay on beer.
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You know you're a Graduate Student if...


You know you're a Gradudate Student if...
  1. You have ever spent more than $50 on photocopying while researching a single paper.
  2. You consider all papers to be works in progress.
  3. There is a microfilm reader in the library that you consider "yours."
  4. You look forward to summers because you're more productive without the distraction of classes.
  5. You can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate.
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You know you are an Exchange Student when...


You Know You're an Exchange Student When
  1. You do something wrong, people look at you weird, and your excuse is: "Well, that's how we do it in my country," even if it isn't
  2. You're better than your teacher in your foreign language class.
  3. It becomes a habit to introduce yourself by saying: "I am from (country) and my name is (name)."
  4. You actually got a high-five when you understood what someone said to you.
  5. Your dreams are bilingual.
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