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"You Know Jokes" tagged with toad

You Know You're a Frog when...

You know You're a Frog when
  1. You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit.
  2. You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium.
  3. France is the evil empire to you
  4. Bug lamps appear to you as a curse.
  5. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly.
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