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"You Know Jokes" tagged with toad

You Know You're a Frog when...


You know You're a Frog when
  1. You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium.
  2. You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit.
  3. France is the evil empire to you
  4. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly.
  5. Bug lamps appear to you as a curse.
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