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"You Know Jokes" tagged with us cities

You know you're from Boston when...


You know you're from Boston when...
  1. Your family will disown you if you're a Yankees fan.
  2. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
  3. You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.
  4. All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.
  5. You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
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You know you're from Atlanta when......


You know you're from Atlanta when
  1. If a single snowflake falls, the city is paralyzed for three days, and it's on all the channels as a news flash every 15 minutes for a month. All the grocery stores will be sold out of milk, bread, bottled water, toilet paper, and beer.
  2. Construction on Peachtree Street is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment, especially when a water line is tapped and Atlanta's version of Old Faithful erupts.
  3. You give directions starting with, "Go down Peachtree" and include the phrase, "When you see the Waffle House."
  4. It's 4:30 pm Sunday, you're stone-cold sober and you've just finished the last left-over hot dog when you realize that in exactly 12 hours you have to get up and go to work - again
  5. You know where PIB, JCB, FIB, MLK, PDK and "Grady curve" are, and you try to never go there during any of the nine hours of rush "hour"
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You know you are from Shelton when...


You know you are from Shelton when
  1. You had to drive 30 miles to the next town to go to the cinema, unless the movie was X-rated.
  2. You dreaded playing football on Loop Field when the tide was high.
  3. You remember when the only minority group around was Indian and you wished you had as much money as they did.
  4. You remember being able to ride your bike ANYWHERE, even down Highway 101.
  5. Youâ??ve had a near-death experience driving up a logging road when a logging truck was coming down the same road.
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You know you are from SmithTown when...


You know you are from SmithTown when
  1. U have seen syko mike
  2. you see heroin in high school in evry bathroom
  3. U remember the old ymca
  4. you know football sucks in this town
  5. When ur either a skater,drugy,wannabe, or normal
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You know you are from Postville when...


You know you are from Postville when
  1. You can go out to eat at either a Mexican, Jewish, or American restaurant without leaving town.
  2. you dont ask Mrs. Yanda a question because you know she will speak in words way over your head and you wont be able to understand the answer.
  3. you agree that what Ms. Mueller teaches is pretty much pointless....wait, does she teach anything?? who knows...
  4. the teachers yell at the boys to stop touching each other
  5. you have heard the term 'receiving a shipment' when referring to a group of hispanics/guatemalans moving into town.
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You know you are from Orlando when...


You know you are from Orlando when
  1. Daytona, New Smyrna, and Cocoa Beach are 'sucky' beaches.
  2. The only time you go to theme parks is when your relatives are in town.
  3. theres 9 Rite-Aids, 8 Publix's,7 Wal-greens,6 Eckerds, 5 super Wal-marts, 4 super Targets, 3 Albertsons, 2 Marriots and 1small park called Disney with-in 15 minutes of each other.
  4. The beach is your other home
  5. Tourists are the most annoying people on the planet...
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You know you are from Genoa City when...

  • by Priya, December 14, 2009 at 8:37am.
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You know you are from Genoa City when
  1. When you have been asked directions to Country Thunder more then ten times.
  2. When the biggest traffic time of year is Country Thunder.
  3. Where know matter how far you go, Genoa City will always be home
  4. Where you could walk on the roads and not be worried about being hit by a car.
  5. Had parents who actually went to parent/teacher conferences.
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You know you are from Vallejo when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:36am.
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You know you are from Vallejo when
  1. You pronunce it Va-lay-O
  2. You went to Children's wonderland for parties and tumbled in the 'Barrells' or played in the Teapot.
  3. Don Ray Cable was you first cable company!!
  4. If you family roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace/ Chabot Terrace/ Federal Terrace. etc.
  5. You used to be scared to drive by Lake Herman Rd.near Blue RockSprings when you were younger, because of the Zodiac Killer.
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You know you are from Burlington when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:45am.
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You know you are from Burlington when
  1. you know who Tony Romo is and thinks he should get a chance.
  2. you have been bombarded by trucks full of water balloons.
  3. You have ever found yourself at White Fox Den at 2am.
  4. You have ever tried to sneak a peek at SunRay Hills and can't help but laugh at the signs.
  5. You have ever been to a party in a barn.
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You know you are from Lewistown when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2009 at 7:56am.
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You know you are from Lewistown when
  1. You wish Mr. Hould was the principle of the high school.
  2. You argue over what the best restaurant in town is. The Mint, China Garden or The 4 Aces.
  3. you go to eddies corner for something interesting to do.
  4. Going to a drive in movie is not a big deal.
  5. you pronounce 'spring creek' 'spring crick'
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