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"You Know Jokes" tagged with us states

You know you're from Washington when...


You know you're from Washington when...
  1. You measure distance in hours. (Is this weird?)
  2. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best and Tully's.
  3. You have an earthquake story, and so does everyone else you know.
  4. You always have to specify "Washington state" instead of just saying Washington because of D.C.
  5. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw, Issaquah, Steilacoom, and Sammamish.
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You know you're from Minneapolis when...


You know you're from Minneapolis when...
  1. You've seen a head made out of... wait for it... butter!
  2. You call the University of Minnesota the "U of M" or simply "the U."
  3. You think the Renaissance Festival is a pretty awesome festival.
  4. You know that "Drive 105" is now "Love 105".
  5. You know that KDWB plays today's hit music.
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You know you're from Miami when...


You know you're from Miami when...
  1. you wear chancletas EVERYWHERE
  2. you go to a store/business and the manager tells you "hablas espanol?" cuz they barely can speak english
  3. you know your pastelitos
  4. you know at least one person who has more than six people living in their houses
  5. you know never to buy mangoes or avocados at a grocery store cuz u grow them in your backyard
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