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"You Know Jokes" tagged with washington

You know you're from Washington when...


You know you're from Washington when...
  1. You measure distance in hours. (Is this weird?)
  2. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best and Tully's.
  3. You have an earthquake story, and so does everyone else you know.
  4. You always have to specify "Washington state" instead of just saying Washington because of D.C.
  5. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Enumclaw, Issaquah, Steilacoom, and Sammamish.
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You know you're from Seattle from...


You know you're from Seattle when..
  1. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
  2. You know how to pronounce "Sequim", "Puyallup" and "Issaquah."
  3. you wear jeans and a t-shirt all year round
  4. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.
  5. You feel guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash.
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You know you are from Dc when...


  1. You consider Northern VA to be in no way similar to southern VA.
  2. You don't consider exploding man hole covers to be an unusual occurrence.
  3. VA - You call it Targ? not Target, and are well aware that the one in Alexandria is just a "tad different".
  4. There are at least fifteen ways to get everywhere and you know which way to go based on the weather, time of day, current political climate, terrorism road closures, and whether you are coming or going. (This one cracked me up because it is sooo true.)
  5. There is no such thing as North, South, East, or West on the beltway, it's just go "that" way!(Inner circle / outer circle).
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You know you are from Camas when...


You know you are from Camas when
  1. Sometimes you just say you are from Portland
  2. 'The Brothers K' is one of your favorite books.
  3. When in bathroom stalls you check the toilet paper dispenser to see if it is James River or Georgia Pacific brand.
  4. You remember the tall slide in Crown Park.
  5. You can remember meeting people you graduated with for the first time...back in kindergarden.
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