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"You Know Jokes" tagged with water

You know you need work on your Swimming when...

  • by Priya, December 17, 2008 at 10:55am.
  • 2.00 (1 vote)

You know you need work on your Swimming when
  1. Your idea of a successful swim is not the swim time, but rather the fact that you SURVIVED THE SWIM!
  2. Someone asks you to share a lane with you and you get the urge to cut your workout short.
  3. You're done with the swim part of your triathlon and you already taste sweet victory - the rest is a piece of cake.
  4. You do kickboard drills and find yourself going backwards.
  5. You find out the pool is unexpectedly closed and feel a sense of relief.
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You know you went on Verendrye when...

  • by Priya, October 26, 2009 at 7:31am.
  • 4.00 (1 vote)

You know you went on Verendrye when
  1. everyone else on your trip has washed themselves with dr brawners except for that one guy and you have to discretly tell them to go swimming.
  2. youve been paddling on a lake with headwinds all day.
  3. you see a water tornado on temiskimin.
  4. black flies bit ur eyes so you cant see anymore.
  5. you become so good at making wilderbread its scary.
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