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"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding

You know you're Married when...


You know you're married when...
  1. Sweat pants and a T-shirt count as an outfit during the weekend.
  2. You can go to sleep without having sex...and it doesn't mean anything.
  3. Everything feels new, even your skin.
  4. You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).
  5. You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
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