tags → wedding jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding
- You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
- Everything feels new, even your skin.
- Every now and then, a stray nose or chin hair escapes you.
- You intimately know the wonders of make-up sex.
- You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).