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"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding

You know you're Married when...


You know you're married when...
  1. Sweat pants and a T-shirt count as an outfit during the weekend.
  2. You can go to sleep without having sex...and it doesn't mean anything.
  3. You always have someone to kiss.
  4. You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
  5. You kiss your spouse first thing in the morning without bothering to brush your teeth first.
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