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"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding

You know you're Married when...


You know you're married when...
  1. You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
  2. Everything feels new, even your skin.
  3. Every now and then, a stray nose or chin hair escapes you.
  4. You intimately know the wonders of make-up sex.
  5. You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).
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