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"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding

You know you're Married when...

You know you're married when...
  1. Everything feels new, even your skin.
  2. You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
  3. You belt out tunes while driving without thinking twice.
  4. You can go to sleep without having sex...and it doesn't mean anything.
  5. You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).
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