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"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding

You know you're Married when...


You know you're married when...
  1. Everything feels new, even your skin.
  2. You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
  3. You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).
  4. You belt out tunes while driving without thinking twice.
  5. You intimately know the wonders of make-up sex.
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