tags → wedding jokes
"You Know Jokes" tagged with wedding
- Everything feels new, even your skin.
- You no longer feel it's necessary to close the door when you pee.
- You are the proud owner of actual furniture (and it's not a futon or something inflatable or something made of beans).
- You can go to sleep without having sex...and it doesn't mean anything.
- You intimately know the wonders of make-up sex.