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"You Know Jokes" tagged with wog asia

You know you are a Wog when...

You know you're a wog when
  1. When you tell your friend something unbelieveable the conversation always starts with 'omigod mate listen to this ok?'.
  2. When you go to a wedding there are always 500 people there-and you are somehow related to every one of them.
  3. You ask your Nonna for a bit of a snack and you end up with 5 kilos of pasta in front of you, with 3 cotaletti and a glass of vino.
  4. You come home 4 minutes late to see yourself on the 5 o'clock news reported as missing.
  5. When someone dies in the family everyone wears black for the next seven years.
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